If you’re thinking about starting a digital design company in 2015, I have assembled a few list of popular naming conventions that you should steer clear from, because these categories are totally full. If you see some that are missing, I don’t care, because this is enough. If you want to claim a future spot in one of these categories, I will be accepting a modest reservation fee of $25,000 USD for a place on the waiting list, which I will be admistrating henceforth*:
All the Boxes Unexpected/Witty Adjective/Noun Combos Black Box Creative Blenderbox Bluebox Flickerbox Fusionbox Graybox GreenBox Imagebox Juicebox Interactive LightBox LittleBigBox Ocular Box OuterBox Shadowbox Shatter Box Sketchbox Smallbox Sparkbox WebBox Atomic Dust Big Cartel Big Sea Big Spaceship Bigfish Black Magic Marker Bluecadet Cloud Four Cuban Council Deep Focus Digital Bungalow Electric Pulp Four Kitchens Funny Garbage Happy Cog Liquid Hub Lucid Fusion Red House Yellow Pencil Authoritative Statements of Scale All The Spots Big Big Design Big Bite Big Drop Colossal Giant Media Gigantic Creative Huge Massive Solid Giant Substantial BlueSpot BlueSpot Bright Spot Fastspot HubSpot OneSpot Red Spot Threespot TopSpot Single Word Things Barrell Instrument Mule Plank Slingshot
*Just kidding, there’s no list. But you can still send me $25 Gs. Happy holidays.